[Written April 15, 2015]
I have marked myself out on my work calendar for tomorrow from 11:30 to 12:30 pm with a description that no one, not even I, can decipher. It says “LUNCH PLANS.”
Yeah…I know I’ve got LUNCH PLANS (in UPPERcase letters so it must be important business), but what the H they are…I have no flipping clue.
I will check my phone records to see if I can figure out if I have a doctor’s appointment, nail appointment, hair appointment, or an appointment with my senility counselor.